Send in a ❝❞ …
…and my muse will tell you one of the following after a random number generation.
MIX OF FLUFF, ANGST, NSFW, LYRICS AS PHRASES, ETC.
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The original post was missing so I just went and found a bunch of sentences and posted them under the cut because of reasons.
Suicide Squad (2016) Quotes Meme - Trailer
Love your perfume. What is that, Stench of Death?Oh, I'm not gonna kill you... I'm just gonna hurt you really, really bad.
Seriously, what the hell is wrong with you people?
We're bad guys, it's what we do.
What was that? I should kill everyone and escape? Sorry, it's the voices. Ahaha, I'm kidding! That's not what they really said.
Whatcha having?
I can't wait to show you my toys.
You know what they say about the crazy ones...
Are you sweet talkin' me? All'a that chitchat's gonna getcha hurt...
This is the deal: You disobey me, you die.
I'm known for being quite vexing, I'm just forewarning you.
Are you the Devil?
Let's do something fun.
It's taken me some time, but I finally have them. The worst of the worst.
What a ride!
What makes you think you can control them?
What is this? Cheerleading tryouts?
I love these guys!
Please don't touch me, please don't touch me...
Yo' all jokers must be crazy!
Don't forget: we're the bad guys.
You got a boyfriend?
If they get caught, we throw 'em under the bus.
I'll accept the consequences.
Criminals deserve no mercy!
I'm bored. Play with me!
Stay evil doll face...
Oh, he's embarrassed of us... that's so cute!
Don't make make shoot you.
Everyone's has a weakness, and a weakness can be leverage.
agents of shield meme.
- “It means we’re the line between the world and the much weirder world. We protect people from news they aren’t ready to hear. And when we can’t do that, we keep them safe.”
- “Well, you haven’t been near his arms.”
- “Sorry, that corner was really dark, I couldn’t help myself. I think there’s a bulb out.”
- “Well, the death of a common ally is a particulary team builder.”
- “Under people skills she drew a… I think it’s a little poop, with knives sticking out of it.”
- “So, are you excited to be coming on our journey into mystery?”
- “Have you ever killed anyone?”
- “But they were terrible people who were trying to murder nice people. And I didn’t feel good afterwards.”
- “I try to mask my pain in front of a beautiful woman, it makes me seem more masculine.”
- “I’ve done a night jump into a drop zone under heavy fire sir. I can handle it.”
- “There are dogs tracking us, and you bring a prosciutto sandwich.”
- “We failed in our mission. We’re outnumbered, trapped, hoping not to get killed. Feels like the old days to me.”
- “You got a chance to express all your feelings?”
- “He’s having trouble speaking. I think I fractured his larynx.”
- “You’ve got the rest of your life to wrestle with the question - who are you without him?”
- “Protection. One word. Sometimes, to protect one man against himself other times, to protect the planet against an alien invasion from another universe. It’s a broad job description.”
- “His file say anything about him being homicidal?”
- “This is my fault. Should have learned kung fu.”
- “You looked very peaceful sleeping. Didn’t want to wake you, but I’m glad that you’re up.”
- ”Soon as I had the upper hand, I put two in the back of his head.”
- “This would have been a piece of cake if you’d let us use these big boy guns.”
- “At some point, you might have mentioned that backup was a lethal cyborg.”
- “No, it didn’t work out because interspecies relationships are hard. I was a human. Whereas she was a demonic hell beast.”
- “I was a fat baby.”
- “Drop the accent. It makes you sound like a douche bag.”
- “I’ve been in quarantine before, and I know it can drive you absolutely nuts.”
- “I can’t argue someone to suicide.”
- “I’ve read the HYDRA pamphlet. Didn’t your mother ever teach you, if you’re gonna talk, say something.”
- ”At least they haven’t killed us yet. But there are bodies out there.”
- “Right now, I’m in a crack heads first, ask questions later frame of mind.”
- “Did you never learn the thing where girl parts and boy parts are different and our parts are not penises?”
- “I could have crossed off that drug Lord without getting my picture taken. Single shot, half a mile away.”
- “You shouldn’t. Don’t trust anybody, ever, especially me.”
- “Give me one reason not to blow your head off.”
- “We all had our traumas, ________. Didn’t turn any of us into psychopaths.”
- “I’m still happy I shot you.”
- “You here to finish me off?”
- ”That’s funny. He doesn’t look crazy. I’m kidding. The guy’s a walking mug shot.”
- “And I kind of hoped you weren’t the duplicitous lowlife you turned out to be, but here we are.”
- “Do you - do you think this has been easy on me? Do you have any idea how hard it was? The sacrifices, the decisions I had to make? But I made them. Because that’s what I do. I’m a survivor.”
- “I wanted it to be a person, some super-powered psychopath - someone I could hurt, someone I could… punish. That I could do. What I can’t do is protect you guys from stuff I can’t even see or understand.”
- “You haven’t taught me how to hold up under torture yet.”
- “No. It is my fault. I let you all hollow me out, control me.”
- “You can’t reconcile all the ugly, horrible things you do with the hero you so desperately want to become.”
- “I went through a… rough stretch. First pair of pants they gave me had a… a button on the back. They took that away. But you fold a piece of paper just right, it gets sharp. When they took that away, I started running at the walls.”
- “They won’t show mercy. Neither can we.”
Super detailed questions about your OCs
1. What’s their full name? Why was that chosen? Does it mean anything?
2. Do they have any titles? How did they get them?
3. Did they have a good childhood? What are fond memories they have of it? What’s a bad memory?
4. What is their relationship with their parents? What’s a good and bad memory with them? Did they know both parents?
5. Do they have any siblings? What’s their names? What is their relationship with them? Has their relationship changed since they were kids to adults?
6. What were they like at school? Did they enjoy it? Did they finish? What level of higher education did they reach? What subjects did they enjoy? Which did they hate?
7. Did they have lots of friends as a child? Did they keep any of their childhood friends into adulthood?
8. Did they have pets as a child? Do they have pets as an adult? Do they like animals?
9. Do animals like them? Do they get on well with animals?
10. Do they like children? Do children like them? Do they have or want any children? What would they be like as a parent? Or as a godparent/babysitter/ect?
11. Do they have any special diet requirements? Are they a vegetarian? Vegan? Have any allergies?
12. What is their favourite food?
13. What is their least favourite food?
14. Do they have any specific memories of food/a restaurant/meal?
15. Are they good at cooking? Do they enjoy it? What do others think of their cooking?
16. Do they collect anything? What do they do with it? Where do they keep it?
17. Do they like to take photos? What do they like to take photos of? Selfies? What do they do with their photos?
18. What’s their favourite genre of: books, music, tv shows, films, video games and anything else
19. What’s their least favourite genres?
20. Do they like musicals? Music in general? What do they do when they’re favourite song comes?
21. Do they have a temper? Are they patient? What are they like when they do lose their temper?
22. What are their favourite insults to use? What do they insult people for? Or do they prefer to bitch behind someone’s back?
23. Do they have a good memory? Short term or long term? Are they good with names? Or faces?
24. What is their sleeping pattern like? Do they snore? What do they like to sleep on? A soft or hard mattress?
25. What do they find funny? Do they have a good sense of humour? Are they funny themselves?
26. How do they act when they’re happy? Do they sing? Dance? Hum? Or do they hide their emotions?
27. What makes them sad? Do they cry regularly? Do they cry openly or hide it? What are they like they are sad?
28. What is their biggest fear? What in general scares them? How do they act when they’re scared?
29. What do they do when they find out someone else’s fear? Do they tease them? Or get very over protective?
30. Do they exercise? Regularly? Or only when forced? What do they act like pre-work out and post-work out?
31. Do they drink? What are they like drunk? What are they like hungover? How do they act when other people are drunk or hungover? Kind or teasing?
32. What do they dress like? What sorta shops do they buy clothes from? Do they wear the fashion that they like? What do they wear to sleep? Do they wear makeup? What’s their hair like?
33. What underwear do they wear? Boxers or briefs? Lacey? Comfy granny panties?
34. What is their body type? How tall are they? Do they like their body?
35. What’s their guilty pleasure? What is their totally unguilty pleasure?
36. What are they good at? What hobbies do they like? Can they sing?
37. Do they like to read? Are they a fast or slow reader? Do they like poetry? Fictional or non fiction?
38. What do they admire in others? What talents do they wish they had?
39. Do they like letters? Or prefer emails/messaging?
40. Do they like energy drinks? Coffee? Sugary food? Or can they naturally stay awake and alert?
41. What’s their sexuality? What do they find attractive? Physically and mentally? What do they like/need in a relationship?
42. What are their goals? What would they sacrifice anything for? What is their secret ambition?
43. Are they religious? What do they think of religion? What do they think of religious people? What do they think of non religious people?
44. What is their favourite season? Type of weather? Are they good in the cold or the heat? What weather do they complain in the most?
45. How do other people see them? Is it similar to how they see themselves?
46. Do they make a good first impression? Does their first impression reflect them accurately? How do they introduce themselves?
47. How do they act in a formal occasion? What do they think of black tie wear? Do they enjoy fancy parties and love to chit chat or loathe the whole event?
48. Do they enjoy any parties? If so what kind? Do they organise the party or just turn up? How do they act? What if they didn’t want to go but were dragged along by a friend?
49. What is their most valued object? Are they sentimental? Is there something they have to take everywhere with them?
50. If they could only take one bag of stuff somewhere with them: what would they pack? What do they consider their essentials?
Send my muse “👀 + a question” and they’ll have to answer with 100% honesty.
No deleting questions, either!
five word prompts
[inspired by this]
- “actually… i just miss you.”
- “alright, i’ll leave you alone.”
- “and slowly… i was forgotten.”
- “and then everything just disappears.”
- “and where do i go?”
- “anyone could tell from here.”
- “are you finishing that or…?”
- “are you stupid or stupid?”
- “anything, just call me, okay?”
- “bitch better have my money.”
- “bro… that’s so… not cool…”
- “but did you do it?”
- “call me now. it’s urgent.”
- “can’t you listen to me?”
- “cross that. don’t answer that.”
- “don’t even think about it.”
- “don’t you dare walk away.”
- “do it. i dare you.”
- “did you think i forgot?”
- “eventually… you just move on.”
- “even if you still do.”
- “everything will fall into place.”
- “fight me, you attractive stranger.”
- “for once, i need you.”
- “for once… i was right.”
- “for once… i was wrong.”
- “forget i even asked you.”
- “forget it. you fucking suck.”
- “fuck’s sake, what’s your problem?”
- “fuck off. i mean it.”
- “give and take. that’s life.”
- “great. perfect. nice. fuck this.”
- “have you lost your mind?”
- “hello? it’s me. i was-”
- “hey… that wasn’t so nice.”
- “here’s a glass of whatever.”
- “how about a hug, hm?”
- “how about you make me?”
- “i haven’t forgot you yet.”
- “i can’t be around you.”
- “i don’t need you, really.”
- “i don’t need this now.”
- “is this your first time?”
- “it’s just a cut, really.”
- “it wasn’t me, i swear!”
- “i said i love you.”
- “just don’t fuck it up.”
- “just… come back alive, okay?”
- “just make sure you’ve eaten.”
- “kick his ass for me.”
- “killed him? wait, what, literally?”
- “life really sucks. feel better.”
- “letting go hurts… a lot.”
- “let me live, will you?”
- “no, i don’t need you.”
- “nothing can hurt me now.”
- “nothing matters anymore to me.”
- “okay it was me… so?”
- “people lie all the time.”
- “pipe the fuck down, asshole.”
- “please, you can’t die now.”
- “please don’t leave me alone.”
- “quiet. they can hear us.”
- “quick! give me your phone!”
- “quicker, you freaking piece of-”
- “quit it or i’ll bite.”
- “quit staring! they’ll notice us!”
- “really? do i look stupid?”
- “real smooth, tripping over air.”
- “rise and shine, sweet thing.”
- “rise and fucking shine, motherfucker.”
- “seriously? give me a break.”
- “so… what are we now?”
- “so… did you miss me?”
- “so… can we go eat?”
- “so… when’s the next flight?”
- “so… how did everything go?”
- “sometimes, i wish you died.”
- “so what? you did it.”
- “time passes slower without you.”
- “then what do you suggest?”
- “the fuck? who are you?”
- “then you tell me why.”
- “this is not working out.”
- “this isn’t what i wanted.”
- “this is all a fucking disaster.”
- “when did it all happen?”
- “who knew you’d be here?”
- “why do i even bother?”
- “why do i love you?”
- “why didn’t you tell me?”
- “you’re just… so, so stupid.”
- “you can’t be here now.”
- “you look like an accident.”
- “you really need to go.”
- “you know who to call.”
- "zero fucks given. next please.”
